Well...since Alon means more than "Nola backwards" to Korean folk...

I was forced to come up with something else a little clever. That hurt my brain. But after much deliberation, I decided to take on the duty of letting the world know how backwards this place is. This place needs to get a clue...hence the name. Wow, I'm so clever I make almost make myself chuckle. Almost.

I'm new in town from California. I went from hippies to hobos. I don't even know where to start ranting about how upside down/inside out/backwards this place is. The roads, the lazy people, the sheer idiocy, the obesity, blah blah blah. I'll be stuck here for a while in this damn swamp, so I'm sure I'll find plenty of time to bitch and moan.

Anyway, to kick off my blog and honor Alon (New Orleans, ass backwards), I shall post a picture I just took today. To give you a little background, I supposedly live in the "nice" part of New Orleans. Hell, I didn't even know that existed. Anyway, so who the hell in this "nice" part of town LEAVES DOG CRAP IN THE HALLWAY OF THE CONDO COMPLEX?! I love dogs, but I hate poo. If you own a dog...pick up his crap!!

I'll say it once, and I'm sure I'll say it a million more times. "Only in Nola..."

Photographic proof of the hallway turd...